Two Words About Stinkbugs

Stinkbug. Toothbrush.

© 2011 Lydia Whitney

Stinkbugs: They Are Breeding…

Despite intel reports to the contrary, the stinkbug horde encamped within the walls and crevices of my home IS breeding. I just captured a young scout – and I have seen many before whom I suspected were underage. I fear that they are not being drafted into the enemy army against their will, but are rather so eager to join in the invasion that they enlist as soon as they pass through the First Instar phase…

Stinkbugs group picture

The Stinkbug Army is Growing

© 2011 Lydia Whitney

They Will Dance On Our Graves

Picture Stinkbugs Instead of Roaches...

I saw this Gary Larsen Far Side Classic, and all I could think was that he had it wrong. It will be stinkbugs celebrating instead of roaches. Perhaps they will enslave the roaches to serve them. Regardless, stinkbugs clearly have a plan, and it does not involve our survival. So, we must fight back. I have a few leads on weapons in the ongoing war… and they seem to more active today, as if perhaps they know that I am plotting an attack. Pray for me, friends.

© 2011 Lydia Whitney

The Invasion Has Begun

We are under attack. The enemy Stinkbug, first dismissed as a mere nuisance, has finally revealed its true intent. World domination. And they are closer than you think. They hide behind and under and within and between. They can emerge through even the smallest crevice. They can freeze and drown and disappear – only to revive and reappear intact and as insidious as ever. Only fiery immolation, complete crushing, extended immersion or the most deadly of poisons can truly kill them – and for each one destroyed, hundreds more are ready to take its place. We are in a battle for our very way of life, and so far… we are losing.

© 2011 Lydia Whitney

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