Stinkbug Wine Threat – Worst Yet!

We have received the most disturbing news to date: Stinkbugs are now attacking one of our most precious commodities. Wine! They have apparently enlisted suicide soldiers who throw themselves into the wine presses, destroying cask after cask of this precious substance. Our defenses are disheartened by this frightening news…

We must mull it over while savoring the supply we still have. And try not to think of dire results such as (gasp!) wine rationing in the months ahead…

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